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I would've drawn a totally different conclusion: Apparently gun owners see their gun as a literal extension of their penis. Henceforth, they're able to be satisfied with a small dick as long as they're able to 'extend' it with their gun.

To really test out this hypothesis, I would like to propose a follow-up research focusing on the correlation of girth satisfaction and gun caliber choice :)

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Are you volunteering to do the measurements :-D

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There's probably a market for everything...

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Ah, the flaw here is self-reporting.

What we need is a survey of the partners of male gun owners/non owners as to how satisfied they are!

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Common knowledge.

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Great to see money going for this 'useful' type of research! Contrary to the portrayal by the media, only 22% of the American public own a gun; I don't know the gender split. However, 3% own a lot of guns so gun ownership is very skewed...in more ways than one! And due to the toxicity of the food and water in the US and other factors, even if they are satisfied with their 'guns' more men are 'shooting blanks' - lower testosterone levels. There may be a moral there, like it's not the size of your weapon but the calibre of the load...?

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