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OK everybody, thank you for applying for the role of Chief Investment Officer. As per our new hiring policy please stand in a line while we get Archie, our chimpanzee from HR, to put his blindfold on and throw darts at you.

Don't worry, he's much better than the previous HR guy we had.

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Given my experiences with HR I think Archie probably IS better than the previous guy they had…

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Oct 8, 2021Liked by Joachim Klement

Careful. Using lottery might actually satisfy some ESG parameters and eliminate discrimination

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