That's exactly what I was saying to my fellow directors at the board meeting, just after I told them we're going all-in on Tesla and Gamestop with 25x leverage. I couldn't finish my explanation in such detail because I had to leave the meeting early to whizz round to my side-squeeze's place (no, not her, the other one) in my new sports car. I woke up in somebody else's bed this morning and had a few brandies to start the day before popping into the bookies to put a bet on with my last remaining credit card balance.
Anyhow I'm due for a big bonus this year and I'll buy myself a new motorbike (it's not a middle-aged crisis it's because I'm a high-achieving director) plus I'll book that Himalayan parascending trip.
That's exactly what I was saying to my fellow directors at the board meeting, just after I told them we're going all-in on Tesla and Gamestop with 25x leverage. I couldn't finish my explanation in such detail because I had to leave the meeting early to whizz round to my side-squeeze's place (no, not her, the other one) in my new sports car. I woke up in somebody else's bed this morning and had a few brandies to start the day before popping into the bookies to put a bet on with my last remaining credit card balance.
Anyhow I'm due for a big bonus this year and I'll buy myself a new motorbike (it's not a middle-aged crisis it's because I'm a high-achieving director) plus I'll book that Himalayan parascending trip.